Russian Woodshed Roulette
is a spanking game for about four people, or more. One
person gets a big spanking. The suspense as you turn over
may not equal ordinary Russian Roulette, but it can be exciting.
The point is to play for something serious. But whatever you
play for, each player commits to take that amount. If you don't
know you can endure something, name a smaller number.
You need a paddle or other implement, and a deck of cards.
Choose a spanking implement from the ones
available, such as a paddle, belt, flogger, whip, or cane.
Everyone is whipped one stroke on the
bare ass with the chosen implement, as a taste, by the player on their right.
Anyone goes first and names a number of
strokes. This is the number of strokes given to the loser by each other player.
Once a number is named, each person around the room clockwise either agrees with the last-named number or
names a lower number. The lowest number named is the number that will be given.
This written agreement to be spanked is
printed and filled in, each person signs, making some
mark such an eye, hand, foot, face, X, O, male or female symbol,
star, horse, wavy line, penis, or cunt. - no names please.
We the undersigned do each of
us agree: That if I should be the one chosen by
fair random chance, I will allow to be inflicted on me, as
proof of my courage to keep my commitments even in the face of
physical pain: ____ strokes from
each other player, _____ strokes in total. The strokes are to be
inflicted by my fellow players
with as much human force as they choose, with that particular
implement, namely a _________, which I have sampled.
Note - it is a crime to whip an unwilling
person, regardless of any prior agreement. I
recommend doing it, in any case. Please obey applicable local
law. If the loser doesn't want to go through with it, or stops it
before the end, then that's that.
The cards are shuffled and cut, and an
equal number dealt face down to each player, until about forty cards
are dealt - the players do not look at their cards.
Starting with the player who named the
number of strokes, which turned out to be the lowest number, each
player in turn turns over one card.
The player who has the queen of spades is the one who gets spanked. If no one has her, no one is spanked.
The spanks are given on the bare ass, and spankers
should spank hard. The 'taste' stroke, given at the start,
should reflect how hard the ordeal strokes will be.
Once the spanking is complete, the
written agreement belongs to the spankee, to do with as he wishes.
If the spanking is not endured to the end, it may be kept
by some other player. If no one had the queen of spades, it is
is no use of a "safe word" other than "stop" itself. If
spanked yells "stop" or in any other way says (in words) he wants
or gets up, or covers his bottom with his hand, then he has broken his
commitment, and the
spanking stops, and does not start again. A safe word gives the
spankee the luxury of shouting "No!" or "Stop, please!" during the
spanking without meaning it - but that is not allowed here.
And the spankee may not be tied, but must keep in place by his
own will, or the spanking stops. The spankee may not ask for a
break, or in any way attempt to negotiate the conditions of the
spanking, but must be absolutely obedient, and may speak no word except "ouch".
If the spankee fails to go through with it,
he may be allowed once to try again, if he wants to and the other players agree, but this should not be on the same day.
He gets the paper back if he goes through with it.
- January 2005 -
David Nunes da Silva
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