TEENAGERS:
What you do with each other is
really none of my business, but these rules are not intended for
you. Certainly you shouldn't play such a game with anyone
much
older than yourself.
I'd rather
not exchange e-mails about spanking with a minor -
sorry. You could
tryScarletTeen.
Slowpoker
is a way to get a slow, random spanking, with suspense as each card is
dealt. As each card is dealt, that card, plus the four most recently dealt ones, is considered as a poker hand, and spanked for: one spank for a pair, two for two pair, three for three of a kind, etc. So if two matching cards are dealt in a row, that means at least four spanks, since that pair will still be in the hand as the next three cards are dealt. The spanking stops when the queen of spades is dealt.
Enter names in these two boxes:
If you want to, after entering names, you can .
Coin lands: .
Or just .
Press
when you have entered the names and are ready to
start: .
Result: Give the spankee spanks for
Counting this, the spankee has
gotten spanks in all.
The spanker has
gotten spanks in all.
Press this for each next card, and keep on until it says to stop: .
Spanks are based on the five most recent cards, using this table, and a round ends when the queen of spades is dealt.
Slowpoker spank-off means alternating who gets the spanking,
until someone wants to stop; that person is the "quitter" of the
spank-off. To play the spank-off, enter names in the yellow
boxes and press this .
Then keep clicking "deal next card"
The game will continue, alternating spankees, until one of these is pressed:
After
pressing a button to quit, the quitter will have to take three
rounds as spankee, before the game finally stops:
Rounds the quitter has left : Rules of play:
The basic idea of slow poker is that as each card is turned over,
the spankee is spanked on the five most recent cards, as a poker hand,
according to this table.
hand
number
of
spanks
pair
1
two pair
2
three of a kind
3
straight
4
flush
5
full house
6
four of a kind
7
straight flush
8
The game, or one round of it, stops when the queen of spades is
dealt. If you are just playing to give the spankee a
random spanking, that's all there is to it.
For the spank-off, enter two names, and click the "play the
spank-off" button. One player will be selected at
random as the first spankee, and positions switch at the end of each
round (that is, when the queen of spades is dealt).
The spanking goes on indefinitely until one player decides it's
gone on long enough - that player is the loser of the spank-off, and in
addition, must take three rounds before the game ends.
-
May 2004 -
David
Nunes da Silva
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