TEENAGERS: If you want to play a game of nudity
and spanking with each other - I guess what you do is really none of my business, but
these rules are not intended for you. If you play any kind of poker though, shuffle the deck yourself and always cut the cards.
Poker is poker played with chips that have value as spanks.
This game is most exciting, when it is played for spanks
that sting. But everyone's spanks must be the same.
So even if one player wants to play for canings, while another wants
hand spankings, you must compromise on a kind of spanking to which
everyone can agree. If you bet six of the best, you don't want someone to be able to see your six and raise you three, when his strokes are lashes with a wet noodle.
Taste spank: Everyone gets one spank, at the start of the
from the player on his or her left, as a test and a
warm-up; this spank should be given very hard.
If this is more pain than is wanted, choose a lighter implement rather
asking people to spank light. By continuing, players commit to take spanks as the
rules provide, with the chosen implement, as hard as the spanker wants to spank.
Chip distribution: White, red, and blue chips have value one, five and
A spank is 25 points.
Give chips worth 400 points to each player.
Use checkers as worth 25 and 50 points (red and black) if needed; or any
sort of token.
Spanking at the end of a hand: At the end of
each hand, if there is any player
with less than
100 points of chips, then the poorest player of all gets four spanks
richest player, and the spanker pays the spankee 100 points. Only the
poorest player is spanked, even if more than one player is below 100
points. The spanks are not payed for individually, but only when all
four are given - the poorest gets all four, even if he is only a little
poorer than the next poorest. If there is a tie for poorest or richest,
Cashing in your chips:
A player who who wishes to leave the game, must bring
his chip total to as close as possible to 400 points, by getting or
giving spanks at 25 points per spank.
The spanking calculator can be used to work out who spanks who when a player leaves, or at the end of the game.
If you don't use the spanking calculator, here is how to
work out the spanks: At the end of the game, the players leave the game
in random order, by drawing cards - high card leaves first. The spanks
as each player leaves, are calculated the same way if a player left the
For each leaving player, spanks are taken or given to bring his
total as close as possible to 400. This means he will get spanks if his
point total is below 388, and give spanks if it is above 412.
Spanks given to the leaving player are given by the richest
player, and each spank is paid for when given. After each spank, check that the richest player is
still richest. Stop then the leaving player's total reaches 388 or more.
Spanks given by the leaving player are
given to the poorest player, and each spank is paid
for when given. After each spank, check that the poorest
still poorest. Stop then the leaving player's total reaches 412 or less.
If the last remaining player at the end of the game
has less than 388 points, he or she is spanked by the first to leave.
The last player left does not spank anyone.
To use the Spanking Calculator
at the end of the game, enter each players' point total into the row of
boxes. Press the "select random player to leave" button. Then when that
player has gotten or given the spanks, press the "press after
spankings" button - that will select at random the player to leave
next, and calculate the spanks he gets or gives.
If it is not the end of the game, but someone is leaving early, enter
each player's point total, and select the leaving player by clicking a
radio button. The spanks that player gets or gives will be calculated. The Spanking Calculator can also be used to spankify any game that uses points.
For poker, the target for leaving is the chips you were given at the
start of the game (400 points, in this case), but for other games, the
targetfor leaving could be set to the average score of all players.
Just enter each player's points at the end of the game, and then click
the "set leaving target to average points" button. The "set target to
average" button is not used in spanking poker itself.
Some minor rules:
Ante for each hand is 5 points (a red chip) not one point.
A player who sits out a hand must still ante for each
Players should stack their chips in stacks of 25 points
each, in groups of four stacks, so the richest and poorest can be determined
at a glance.
Table stakes only. No one may make
a raise that another player will be unable to call.
Any kind of poker can be played, such as draw, stud,
or dealer's choice.
If you liked this game - or even if you played it and didn't like it, I'd love feedback.
This site has other games :
Spin the bottle,
Truth or Dare,
Spanking strip poker, and
others.Also links to other sets of
rules for each game, and links to Truth or Dare stories, Spin the
bottle stories, and Strip poker stories. No ads on any page.
To download this game:
From your browser's menu click on File->Save As.
Set the "Save as type" to "Web Page, complete" ("Web Page with Images" in Opera)
Then just open the file you saved in your browser; it will work
fine without an internet connection. (I hope - I worked hard to make
these games work offline, so if you run into problems, please let me
- May 2005 -
David Nunes da Silva
These phrases are here so that, if you look at this page in a
BabelFish translation, they will get translated, and then the
spankings|clear calculator|set leaving target to average score|press
after spankings to set totals to new values|choose random player to