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Birthday Boy is
not quite a game, but an activity for spanking
parties. A light paddle is a good instrument.
If it is the real birthday of someone who is playing, go here.
NOT ADULT?: if
someone more than a bit older than you says "here's something that
sounds fun" - just tell them to play with someone their own age.
And after the birthday spankings --.
- Unreconstructed chauvanism - only the boys get spanked.
- If it is some boy's real birthday, then he is the
birthday boy; if not, then the girls vote for the boy with the sexiest
ass. Start with him.
- Each "birthday boy" is spanked in his birthday suit.
- The number of spankings is his age plus one to grow on.
girls take turns to spank, giving three swats each.
- Each swat is given either hard or soft, as the birthday boy asks.
- The object of the game is to get boasting rights for taking all or most of your swats hard, and to win kisses.
- If the birthday boy takes all three swats from
a given spanker hard, he wins a kiss from her.
- If a girl who has to give a kiss wants to, she can kiss
the cheeks of the boy's ass - one kiss on each cheek. The
lightest touch of the lips is all she needs to do.
- But if she chooses lips, he gets to kiss her as long as
he wants. He can't French without permission. He
does not have to put his clothes on for the kiss.
- Then the girls decide which, if any, boy gets spanked next.
It's time to get serious. Play Russian Woodshed Roulette
Birthday Presents If
it's someone's real birthday,
don't give anyone else a birthday
spanking; you can spank a birthday girl if it's her real birthday.
But in any case if someone has a birthday at a spanking party,
he or she should get presents as well as a birthday spanking. Some good presents:
If you offer "spank me"
as a present, a good number of swats is seven. (You can do what
you like, of course.) Kisses should last about a minute.
Licking, massaging, etc. should be about 3 minutes.
- a kiss
- a neck rub
- a foot massage
- a strip-tease
- a choice - do you want to spank me, pinch me, or bite me?
- a choice - do you to kiss me, suckle my left nipple, or tickle me?
- oral sex (works for me ; but please do use a condom).
- a choice - do you want me to pleasure your ears, your nipples, or your balls?
A present to someone of the same sex, should
ordinarily be at
least a kiss (It's not your fault if they say no).
Neck rubs and foot massages, and stuff
like that, are fine as gifts to the opposite sex, but it's kind of
boring to watch a guy give a neck rub to another guy, for 3
minutes, just to get out of offering to kiss him.
- July 2005 -
David Nunes da Silva